Birthday

The celebration of the occasion of which you exited a vagina. Not to be confused with sex.

My birthday is in July. (Never had sex in July though)

by Kurtsie December 28, 2005

Monkey's Birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out; it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Forty-n-Eight December 13, 2007

birthday pony

a man worthy of riding again and again. if you get a pony for your birthday what would you do with it? you'd ride it, ride again and most likely ride it again, until you were sore from riding the damned thing. Giddy up!

did you see that delivery guy? now that was a birthday pony if i ever saw one

by sherrysmith August 12, 2008

Birthday Dick

Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.

"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"

by Rustyrastafari August 3, 2020

Famous Birthdays

A website I visit way too much.

Lets see what Famous Birthdays has for us today.

by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019

birthday

The Day when your Mother does an excruciatingly painful thing which is called giving birth.

Respect yo momma coz u wouldn't be here today if she hadn't given birth to you.

by Na January 21, 2004

birthday

the day i popped out of my moms vagina

"dude its your birthday!"

by dshiznit588 March 30, 2009