Brendan

Great at fitting toys up his hole

Look it’s Brendan and his ms incredible looking ass hole

by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022

Brendan

Brendan is a very sexy man. Always a ginger and has a massive penis. He is very shy when it comes to girls though, even though they are wet just at the presence of him being in the room. When he finally gets the courage to talk to girl, they usually have a very high snap score and never get around to opening his texts.

Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.

Brendan is such a cool guy, you need to have him in your life.

Last night Brendan ate my pubes.

by Mountainman34 February 1, 2022

Brendan

A complete DEVIL. C. H. A. O. S

I don't like Brendan so l'm not a part of this. Brendan is egoistic.

by Thatdemigodwhonevergotclaimed October 3, 2021

Brendan

sporty
funny
cute
romantic
awesome
sometimes rude
makes fun of you in a good way
cares about you whenever
lovely
creative
smart
caring
nice
athletic
dreamy
thoughtful
AMAZING!!!

All Brendans are awesome!!

by BaDaS* October 14, 2021

Brendan

He is a Brendan that is all

Girl 1: he is a Brendan
Girl 2: look is a Brendan

by Sugarybread4 August 4, 2021

brendan conover

good person that I love cus yea :)

person: hey did you hear about brendan conover?
me: yea he’s a really good person I love him <3

by hidden person June 14, 2021

Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.

Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site

by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021