no brainer

People who are smart in a way people don't want and people just don't acknowledge

Examples(No_brainer)

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"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."
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"That kid over there is just typing random stuff into his computer instead of coming to talk. That's probably a no brainer instead of a human."

by dipshit123U()_(U)(*&& December 13, 2021

No-brainer

A decision that does not require much thinking

It should be illegal to drink and drive. That's a no-brainer.

by aloes222 April 4, 2022

no brainer

when you give oral sex while concussed

“yo brad, this girl gave me dome while she had a concussion! i call that a no brainer”

by kitkat2323 November 30, 2023

Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

No brainer

Any relationship where a partner won't give oral sex to the other they are called a no-brainer, therefore making it a no-brainer that you should not continue the relationship.

I like Kelly a lot but she one of those no brainers' and I can't stay with someone who doesn't give head.

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

ur grandad braindead

Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.

You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*

by realBuggy March 18, 2018