Skip to main content

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
mugGet the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug.

born temple

Born Temple is actually the most disabled team in 2018
Damn dude, I heard that the guy in Ivory led Born Temple. What a fucking virgin.
by arkzyy March 13, 2018
mugGet the born templemug.

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.
She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.
by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024
mugGet the born on the wrong side of the blanketmug.

born in the flames

Born in the flames is a term for someone that is locked in and is cooking
*someone dunks on three people* Nah that guys born in the flames
by VAFGTRFER January 30, 2025
mugGet the born in the flamesmug.

Share this definition