Boozing

The Sexual act of pouring your favorite alcoholic beverage in a women's vagina from the raised leg position, then allowing her legs to come down like a funnel so the alcohol pours out directly into your mouth.
I only drink when me and the wife are boozing
by SlapNTickleU May 10, 2022
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Lez booze

A text that someone sends referring to the boys drinking heavily
by Jpbooze July 21, 2017
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Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024
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Booze Cruise

A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.

IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.

Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)

- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.

-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.

- plus accuracy points if:

• you were drunk during the confession

• they’re a coworker

• they were engaged

• you told it to someone unreliable,

• your boss

• you broke up your current relationship

• It took place on a literal night cruise
- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.

- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .

- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
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booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.
My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Booze Nose

When you get a runny nose the day after a long night of drinking.
Person 1: "Hey, can you had me a tissue. My nose has been super runny today and I can't figure out why."
Person 2: "Did you go out last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Sounds like you got a case of booze nose, bro."
by PassduhCharles July 07, 2012
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booze mattress

also known as, laying down a booze mattress

eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.

you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.

omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
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