blubberbund

A large band of gelatinous. fat often 8 to 12 inches wide that hangs below the waist band undulating at the. slightest movement.

The mans blubberbund gyrated and swung as he hastened to reach the post. office before it closed.

by Pbass53 February 2, 2025

Blubberbaby

The giant shit someone takes that eats only whaleblubber in winter when they eat their first bits of fiber after winter. This shit can feel like giving birth that’s why it’s referred as a baby.

A: Hey have you already gave birth to your blubberbaby?

B: Not yet, but after some oats tomorrow I will drop this 10 pounder in the ceramic.

A: Be happy about a ten pounder my blubberbaby was at least a twelver…

by coon 69 March 15, 2026

Bauble

a baton formerly used as an emblem by jesters.

The jester brandished his bauble, its bells jingling as he mocked the king's pronouncements.

by Arminkshipper March 28, 2025

blubberfluffing

The sexual act of a morbidly obese person sitting on one’s face and farting into his/her face.

The obese elementary teacher was put on leave after accusations of blubberfluffing one of her students after school.

by Wezkimble July 13, 2025

Blubberärger

The rage you feel when liquid refuses to pour smoothly and instead comes out in choking spurts, splashes, or not at all (caused by air fighting to get in as liquid tries to get out). Formed from the German Blubbern “to gurgle, bubble” plus Ärger “annoyance, anger.”

I went to water the Christmas tree, Blubberärger hit, and suddenly it looked like the cat pissed all over the presents.

by Elvira Pepper September 21, 2025

baublestacker

someone who stacks baulbles on it

nathan pesta is a baublestacker

by CountGlobula November 29, 2025

Blubber Warrior

A male, usually old, with at least a beer belly, or just straight fat, who acts like a Karen. Wait. It's actually an iteration of a Karen!

Blubber warrior: "isn't cutting down trees bad? It's not helping our climate"

Carpenter: "timber is regrowable material, therefore-"

Blubber warrior: "BUH-BUH-BUT..."

or sum like that

by SaSaMuda December 6, 2025