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Blend Farting

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment
I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.
by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022
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Blended

The opposite of unblened. To describe someone who suits their bodily proportions, they look nice in their body
You look very blended today.
by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022
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blendertard

A person who uses Blender and thinks they are superior to every other art form to exist. They will go out of their way to prove that blender is better, usually with excuses on 'Hey, this is just blender assets!' even though half the time it's lighting produced by the particular program itself.

Think Narcissism but for online dweebs with no life experience besides blender.
''You think your blender is better then anyone else work? You such a blendertard.''
by ihavenoenemies October 7, 2023
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Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage September 18, 2012
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cum blender

An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.
Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.
by Skycladconnoisseur August 29, 2015
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dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.
Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.
by Captaincoook May 7, 2016
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Slavic Blender

When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.
"Dude, If I lose the will to live, I will go to Ukraine to participate in a Slavic Blender"
by SadMemetato October 12, 2016
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