Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment
I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.
Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.
Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.
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Get the Blend Farting mug.The opposite of unblened. To describe someone who suits their bodily proportions, they look nice in their body
by Pheebs Sawnders September 27, 2022
Get the Blended mug.A person who uses Blender and thinks they are superior to every other art form to exist. They will go out of their way to prove that blender is better, usually with excuses on 'Hey, this is just blender assets!' even though half the time it's lighting produced by the particular program itself.
Think Narcissism but for online dweebs with no life experience besides blender.
Think Narcissism but for online dweebs with no life experience besides blender.
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JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
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Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.
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Get the dutch blender mug.When you take a large group of different races, forcing them to have an orgy and then when they are done, you gun them down with a Kalashnikov.
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