Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Bladder Shmadder

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.

Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.

by PeteJ December 9, 2008

bladderskite

(n) referring to an idiot or fool, a particularly stupid person. Someone who offends you in some fashion.

Tommy shat on the toilet seat, he's some bladderskite.

Where'd ye put me yokes, ye bladderskite?

by Feeke The Red February 13, 2008

Bladder Face

A derogative name for someone with bad acne.

Gosh- what a bladder face! i dont think that acne will ever go away!

by Ellie Kelly January 30, 2009

Bladdap

clearly stating in the state of movement or jiggling.

"I like it when your body goes bladdap bladdap"
In order to say or pronounce the word bladdap you must first be near or on top of a phat person.

by SynicalYbo April 1, 2009

bladderflies

when a person is so nervous that they have the urge to pee. (getting surgery, boarding a rollar coster, ect.)

Doctor: well, due to your test results you do infact need your tonsils removed imedietly.

patient: Oh man...um before you guys start, i gotta pee...

Doctor: No you don't, you're just getting bladderflies.

by xipp zap September 20, 2009

bladderpipe

An obnoxious colleague.

Chris is your office bladderpipe.

by firecall January 26, 2010