Carpet Biscuits

A narrow excretion left on ones carpet

Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.

by Jnailsrelly August 2, 2008

chuck biscuits

The act of vomiting profusely after an insanely gut wrenching ride at the fair or an amusment park, particularly after indulging in a greasy, disgusting carnival entree.

We rode that coaster 16 times. Whoo! I had to chuck biscuits after I stumbled off!

by Music53 January 21, 2009

biscuits & gravy

when you go down on a girl with a yeast infection after you blew your load

I met this girl last night and got me some biscuits & gravy

by Jon letigre January 3, 2008

Buttered biscuits

When a guy cums into his hands and smears his jizz on a girl's/guy's ass.

"Yo, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah, man. And when I was finished, I gave her some buttered biscuits."

*High five*

by Jizzem McGinty October 30, 2013

BISCUITS

A woman, with a nice round big ass!

Man that chick got some biscuits on her! I would like to put some of my jelly between them things!

by Shaunjon November 3, 2006

blowing biscuits

Irrefutably contradicting Chuck Norris. Also, flatulating, passing gas, farting

"Every time 'Walker, Texas Ranger' comes on teevee, my dog starts blowing biscuits!"

by Batlips October 26, 2013

biscuits and gravy

The biscuits and gravy is when one person first shits then pisses on their partner's chest.

After a heavy night of drinking, Hillary gave in and allowed Bill to let loose with a rugged biscuits and gravy.

by Cindy Keeble December 3, 2007