birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.

"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."

by Acey Deucy October 04, 2020

Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

birth-gate

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,

No one refers to let alone speaks of the birth-gate surrounding his paternity questions.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025

Reverse-Birthing

When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.

If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.

by DefinitelyNotDouggie October 08, 2022

Birth

Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..

Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<

by BlinkAhgaseArmyAkaMultifandomB September 17, 2018

Birth curtains

Your mom’s situation

She had birth curtains, fasho

by Birth Curtains November 28, 2019

Birthing

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)

Women are birthing all men in the world.

by Birthing October 14, 2021