When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.
The index is calculated = number of females / total score
The index is calculated = number of females / total score
GM: What's the bird index like down there?
Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.
(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)
Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.
(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)
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A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.
We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.
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