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Bird Index

When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.

The index is calculated = number of females / total score
GM: What's the bird index like down there?

Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.

(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)
by gmach April 3, 2012
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bird brain

Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense
by simpforfinnwolfhard November 14, 2020
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Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.
We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.
by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021
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Bird Bite

The act of playfully pinching a man's penis to catch them off guard while you say Boop!
John punched Peter in the face after Peter gave him a Bird Bite, it put a real strain on their relationship.
by Ericthegr8 January 13, 2023
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chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.
That's a chipping bird!
by thatstheticket December 6, 2010
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Nehme Bird

A rare species of bird commonly found at High School Track meets and spanish Lip Syncs.
Dude, check out that Nehme bird.
by Chizzle for hizzle October 27, 2010
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asian bird flu

Same as yellow fever.
That dude has come down with asian bird flu -- he is interested only in asian girls.
by albinoraccoon March 1, 2011
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