butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012

Make-Out Bandit

A promiscuous kisser. Someone who kisses countless numbers of people and never knows anything about them. Kiss and run.

Eddy: Come on...Just kiss me.

Ashley: Eddy! No! You are such a Make-Out Bandit! You kiss EVERYONE! Ugh!

by YoRegiiis! August 16, 2008

Book Binding

Masturbating into the last two pages of a book from any public store or library, as to prevent someone from reading or at the very least enjoying the end of the book.

Guy #1: Awwww dude some one did some book binding on this.

Guy #2: Guess you'll never know what happens...

by The Destructonator September 27, 2010

Bandicapped

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.

ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''

by Flyingblindlyforthintoyonder April 5, 2008

Bandito Tucknee

The act of sitting in the pocket of a radical wave with the sickest style.

" dude did you see that guy get all bandito tucknee on that wave?"
" not only does that guy rip, he's got sick style too, totally bandito tucknee."

by JRB123 March 18, 2009

Biddieology

A religion that worships big old biddies

If you believe in biddieology you are just a different breed

by Gods waste of cum October 27, 2020

Rectum Bandit

One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.

by FrankyFirecrotch January 14, 2009