Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008

a mans bestfriend

A dog

A mans bestfriend is dog

by Work it 💗 May 17, 2017

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

Expose your bestfriends day

expose your bestfriend day is posting embarrassing pictures and videos of them on social media

expose your bestfriends day is November 1 and how you do it is by posting funny pics of your friends on social media

by Aubrey the meath-head October 14, 2019

Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

national post your girl bestfriend day

dec 30 is national post ur girl bestfriend day

its national post your girl bestfriend day

by YOMOM12346740 December 30, 2021