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Grandmas with benefits

1. Grannies who get together on the weekends to "play chess" and "knit".

2. Elderly friends who have intercourse but are not seriously emotionally involved with each other.
"Rachel and I like to get together sometimes to have fun when my husband can't satisfy me. It isn't a big deal, we're just Grandmas with benefits"
by ClubBottle September 25, 2022
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Squatter With Benefits

A person that stays with you and doesn’t pay his share of rent, but receives the same benefits as if they already had (receiving showers, food, etcetera). May also be shortened to SWB.

Pluralised form: Squatters With Benefits.
Stephen, my brother, you are a squatter with benefits - you haven’t paid your fair share of rent for the past three months, soon to be four, so you’re going to need to be evicted from my property unless you can pay your rent for the months you have missed thus far.
by BandBoxBrawl October 14, 2018
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Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.
Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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Benefit

Yay!!!! Benefits are good
by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020
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Benefit of the Invite

The small amount of political capital you gain for inviting someone to a social function who is unable to attend.
George never goes to birthday parties, but we should invite him anyway to get the benefit of the invite.
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022
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Friends with benefits

friends with benefits
Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in cuddling,kissing etc without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one
person1: friends with benefits?

person2: hell yeah
*both people 🫦*
by olivebeesssss September 18, 2022
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