Beating behind the bush

Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.

by Ring pirate November 10, 2018

Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018

Can Get Behind That

Where you physically get behind the person. Not the Metaphor.

"Skirvy, I can get behind that." - Joe

by Skirvy July 30, 2018

Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first

"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"

by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018

dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl

(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo

by jjj777savage June 5, 2018

Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.

Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around

by Merkp June 7, 2018