Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.

Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.

by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025

Harlee beardon

A rare and majestic creature known for her powerful thighs, flawless makeup skills, and unexpectedly kind soul. Found occasionally in makeup aisles, group chats offering advice, or simply glowing up a room with her presence. Key Traits:
• Legs that could crush steel or self-esteem—depending on the mood.
• Personality: 90% sweet, 5% sassy, 5% “don’t push it.”
• Often spotted helping others, fixing eyeliner wings, and outshining everyone without trying.
• Can be mean, but only if provoked. • Extremely rare; sighting one in the wild is considered good luck and a blessing.

“You don’t see many like Harlee Beardon around — with those big thighs and killer makeup skills, she’s mostly sweet and super helpful, but trust me, if you cross her, you’ll see that rare 1% mean side come out.”

by Dhcbxjdh May 21, 2025

Double weirdo beardo

Its a bearded man that is VERY strange. Also a word if you see a bearded thief.

-Double weirdo beardo with strange shorts!

-???

-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!

(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!

by Nalya April 17, 2022

Weirdo Van Beardo

Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck

“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022