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beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances
i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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Beer o'clock

Another way of saying "time for a drink"
Can be used at finishing time of work, at the end of a sporting event or any time that "time for a drink" would be mist appropriate
at work day's end
"righto boys, beer o'clock"
by bridgenie September 15, 2005
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draft beer fart

A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.

The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.

After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.

Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
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beer clouds

Anyone who works outdoors knows when it rains you don't work, so refer to cumulus nimbus clouds as "beer clouds". They provide a break, where one could potentially enjoy a beer.
Matt: "Those look like beer clouds.."
Ryan: Ya, we might have the day off tomorrow.
by T1M3 August 23, 2011
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Breaking Beer Bottles

The action of throwing empty beer bottles in gardens at night is used to scare off the young ones away so they won't be there to get molested by sexual predators.
"Mommeh, there be broken glass all over!"
-"Let's go home, my special boy! Some other special dude and two chicks must have been breaking beer bottles all night!"
by Gillibuns December 22, 2008
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Wolk Beer

Any beer can that has been crushed towards the middle of the can, but still contains approximately half the beer of a full can.
"What the fuck is this shit, this beer is still full"

"Oh, that's just a Wolk Beer. You're bitchass can only drink ten normal beers. Me on the otherhand, I can drink like twenty Wolk Beers."
by Tanny14618 June 25, 2009
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That’s so beer

A phrase used to describe someone or something that is absolutely frat as fuck. Something that is “so beer” must be related to shotgunning, chugging, funneling, getting unhealthy amounts of pussy, the nelk boys, anything fraternal, etc.
“Bro! Look at this badass Steve will do it funnel I just copped! “Damn dude, that’s so beer!”
by Charles McNeal July 9, 2021
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