Breeder Mom

A woman who's given birth to a large quantity of children which resembles a litter. The children can be born either as multiple births or spread apart. Somestimes a multiple birth on top of already having 1 or more children previously.

"This breeder mom gave birth to octuplets and she already has two kids at home."

Woman: "This breeder mom in Arkansas just gave birth to her 23rd child."
Man: "What is she trying to do, be her own puppymill?"

by Anton Gorodetsky December 23, 2010

Shit Bender

Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"

Some Shit Bender ruined the toilet again, I used it anyway, I'm glad I'm not a cleaning lady.

by The Shit Savant November 20, 2017

Anal Bleeder

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

Oh my God Norman, stick that anal bleeder so deep in my ass that it hits my second Houston line. Shove it in so fast.

Is it in? Fuck yes. Faster, Norman, faster. Deeper! Deeper! Wait! Not so deep! Yes, that's good. Yes. Yes. Yes... I'm coming! YESSSSS!

Let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. Yes... Suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. Yes, Norman! Let me lick it off your hairy chin.

I love you.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

Brederen

another word for brother

iight... sup my brederen

by Primal July 22, 2003

super bleeder

one who bleeds if you shoot them in the chest plate

guess not...super bleeder

by rachel <3's andy July 12, 2006

Bleeder

(Archaic) A person with hemophilia; a hemophiliac.

"Wait, don't hit me! I'm a bleeder!"

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003

bleeder

A term used to describe a virgin girl whose hymen is intact at the time of her first penetration. When she is first penetrated, whether by a finger, a penis, or some other object, her hymen tears and bleeds.

I had no idea April was a bleeder when I fingered her at the movies last night. She's so cute, I thought someone would have popped her cherry by now. If I had known, I would have waited to do it with my penis. It just goes to show you that you need to ask, especially with pre-high school girls. Drat!

by BRD May 5, 2005