beded

The act of being nestled cozy in bed, drunk or not.

Guy 1: where in the world is wesley?

Girl 1: wesley's passed out beded.

by TrinhR December 24, 2008

beaned

a synonym for rammed ; tackled.

Yo my back hurts during PE Johnny beaned me.

by The Definition Of Finesse ; Me September 11, 2018

bladed

to be both faded (under the influence of alcohol) and blazed (under the influence of marijuana) at the same time.

John was bladed after two joints and that bottle of tequila

by FGibbs March 5, 2011

bearded lady

a lesbian, when they eat hairy pussy it looks like they have a beard

Rosie O'donnel is a bearded lady, as is Ellen Degeneras.

by ThatsWhatsUp April 11, 2008

bearded happy face surprise

To take a big steaming shit in a friends restroom while jacking off and picking your nose all at the same time. Prior to finishing the meat beating session the performer 1)wipes two nose goblins on the wall approximately 4 inches apart (the eyes) 2) fishes out the large turd from the bowl and draws a circle (head) around the two boogers and places a poo nose and smiley face within the circle 3) releases a stream of baby gravy on the lower portion of the circle which symbolizes the beard. It is further encouraged that the performer of this act proceeds to smear any excess shit on the mirror, walls, decorative hand towels and/ or any small pets or children living within the confines of the home. One must also not forget to wash ones hands.....after all we would not want to spread any germs.

Mike invited me over to his house to watch the BCS title game....I, being a Ducks fan was a tad bit upset with the outcome. This coupled with the fact that his wife is smelly and has the head of a wildabeast helped me decide that a bearded happy face surprise would be in order prior to my departure.

by Mydongislong Suh January 14, 2011

Get beaned

Getting beaned is the worst way to die, suffering the greatest nae nae

I'm not going to kill your going to get beaned

by Pardo Broz October 15, 2016

The bearded witch

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...

by Tim P Allen September 22, 2008