Snail Trail

When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail

Dude! My girlfriend finished me off and she snail trailed me!

by Superhobo13 February 10, 2020

Snail Along

An infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. Rumors say he conquered puberty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is Snail Along and he'll see you next time

runescape nerd 1: I wish I was Snail Along
PantherPro: me 2 noob me 2

by IAmJesusandHeisZacharias November 15, 2016

Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021

Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.

Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014