Barking Irons

Pistols (plural) gats

Bring yer barking irons. dere's going 't be a fight.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008

Booking Up

When one engages in sex chat via facebook chat. Oftentimes dirty pictures are exchanged as one describes the details of the fantasy sexual encounter. If one so chooses, participants may masturbate while doing the one handed typing/clicking move typical of online porn perusing.

"Dude, I totally booked up with my ex last night. It was hot." "I didn't know that booking up was cheating!" "My mom totally walked in on me when I was booking up with Susie."

by muzykchik January 3, 2010

Barking Abbey Boy

A barking abbey boy is a boy from barking abbey who is always sagging and acts all hard in school. Outside of school, there mum still buys their trousers so they aren’t really the road men they think they are.

A barking abbey boy always is always caught sagging. (CHRIS. AAYAN. JESSE.) To say the least.

by BA SPREAD. October 17, 2019

barking abbey

a school that goes head to head with eastbury and is full of sweats. the number of chavs there is little but the girl radiate fish smell from their legs. the boys are literal roadmen. the sandringham site is full of pedo kids that rape others. the teachers are all boomers. all in all dont come here. outside by spice box they all buy the same food thinking theyre hard but they aint. the fishy smell comes from the gates as soon as one girl enters and leaves

person 1: whats the fishy smell over there?
person2: oh its just barking abbey
year 11 of barking abbey: the girls are fun to play with tho ;)

by sanniesan December 6, 2019

internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

by sming January 8, 2010

Chitty Banking

Len Goodman's expression for smartening up, as he said on Dancing with the Stars to Pamela Anderson

Len: "you are chitty banking from last week to now"
Carrie Ann: "What??"
Len: "Chitty Banking, you know, smartening up, google it"

by almerv46 March 29, 2010