balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".

"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".

by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017

Balloona

A cat's anus. A cat's anus looks like a balloon knot, but it can be called "balloona" for short.

Should we take Charlotte to the vet? Her balloona seems to be prolapsed.

by Joseph McDougall September 16, 2017

Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons

Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

Balloobadoobus

Balloobadoobus

I like to say Balloobadoobus

by Baldy Balloobadoobus July 11, 2021

Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon

Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter

by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021

Balloon Problem

A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."

"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"

by That_Madachod February 4, 2022

Balloon knotty

Something that looks like a tied balloon or a butthole.

Trump’s mouth is a little balloon knotty.

by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022