The Bacon Way

Finding new ways to hammer nails into ones dick.
This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.
by J-Hawt March 30, 2020
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Turkey bacon

I'm off that swine I'm on turkey bacon now.
by Uncle Clayton December 13, 2019
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Bacon Lettuce

A code-word for BL (boy's love, or yaoi). In this case, it means boy on boy sex in manga/anime/fanfiction.
Also two of three ingredients in a BLT sandwitch.
I read some extremely smutty bacon lettuce yesterday.

Let me share this Shizaya bacon lettuce with you.

Mom: What is BL?
Me: ...bacon lettuce.
by Arrachne July 10, 2015
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Gay Bacon

A sweat, sour, and colorful rainbow strip of candy made by Airheads (or similar brand) that resembles a bacon strip.
Yes, I would like some Gummi bears, some purple Swedish fish, and a package of gay bacon.
by Scootsie Double Day May 19, 2011
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bacon magnet

Somebody that attracts large numbers of cops/police aka bacon or pigs. You do not want to hang around this person under ANY circumstances!!!! A bacon magnet will typically be stupid as fuck, engage in criminal behavior that is so obvious that it's a wonder they are not already in jail for life. The Bacon Magnet will likely try to rat you out if caught by the many cops after him/her. Homicidal thoughts towards or about the bacon magnet are normal and should be keep in check because remember there is always somebody with less self control and they will curb stomp this mother fucker eventually. The average Bacon Magnet is also a ONE way first class ticket to a federal pound-me-in the-ass prison... seriously never hang out or even go within 300 yards of this person. They will mooch off of you if they can and steal from you. If they somehow get your number or address I suggest changing numbers, moving out of the country or just killing yourself to get away.
John:Hey did you here about that kid that got caught for stealing a backpack somebody left in the bathroom.
Joe:Yeah that guys a Bacon Magnet, there weren't even witnesses or security footage seeing as it was a bathroom

John: I know right I guess he stole it like last Tuesday and they questioned him today and the cops tricked him into confessing

Joe: Yeah what a fuck up if he ever found out where i lived I think id just kill myself.

John: yeah me too thats really the only way to get away from someone like that.
by weed warper 2 July 13, 2011
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bacon of the sea

anchovies. particularly popular among foodies. begging to be included in SWPL.
Just like land-based bacon, bacon of the sea just makes everything taste better.
by me or you June 21, 2009
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Bacon Beacon

The car, or cars that a person allows to go faster than them on a highway or interstate in order to draw out cops.
Passenger: Dude why are you letting this asshat pass you?

Driver: Don't worry, I'm just using them as a Bacon Beacon
by Lpowell13 November 07, 2013
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