This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug. You might think he's nice and a good guy. He's not. The Austin I know is a high fuckboy. Biggest dummy who thinks he's cool he's not. He gets rejected by girls to which he is the son of a sex offender. Don't be friends with this guy. Be someone who just knows him
by huehuehueppp November 13, 2017
Get the Austinmug. by TexMexMandude June 2, 2018
Get the Austinmug. by TheBankMan May 23, 2018
Get the Austinmug. Someone who doesn't love easy. But loves deeply. He doesn't talk about feeling or emotions but does have many of them. He will do about anything for them. He is kinda cocky but doesn't nessisarly talk about him self. Likes to take a lot of time to get ready and likes to feel and look good. He has such a funny personality but it is simply funny and the most funniest things he will say he doesn't mean to make them funny on purpose. He is an easy lover and has beautiful eyes. He usually has a thing for short females with long blonde hair and blue eyes. He will want to hang out a lot and likes his partner to be clingy.. he seems to always have money. He is very smart and math and science and not so much at English. Very nice hygiene. You will love him so easy. So easy.
Austin. Wow..
by Its_ok_imhalfblonde July 11, 2017
Get the Austinmug.