athus

Spiritual leader for modern day dragons

yes there are people that think they are dragons

by purplemonky November 11, 2003

UVA Varsity Athlete

The epitome of perfection in both mind and body.

Notable UVA Varsity Athletes
Tiki Barber (football)
Ryan Elliott (soccer)
Alecko Eskandarian (soccer)
Ryan Zimmerman (baseball)

I thought he was just another dumb sports guy, then I found out he was a UVA Varsity Athlete...he probably got a better SAT score than I did.

by VirginiaSoccerFan March 14, 2012

Oakland Athletics

Oakland, California's baseball team. The players are actually not that Athletic, because their outfielders have a tendency to fall down a foot from the ball. Or they're just laying down. We don't know.
They are a decent team, although they aren't that well known.

The Oakland Athletics aren't actually that athletic.

by Saint Hero July 28, 2009

the black athlete

all niggas who be playin them sports off the heezy but are too dumb to make the grades

1. We are gonna have to lower our standards...to play with this competition, we need the black athlete.
2. Better watch out, the black athlete gonna stuff yo shit.

by Big O March 10, 2005

Atulya

A legend. Bad at sport but a god at video games. He can't be beat. Have FUN!

He is so good at video games but trash at sport. What an Atulya.

by Beastboyproboss August 14, 2018

athletic butt crack

butt cracks having a wide range of ability, including normal to paralyzing digestive functions as well as the power to crush objects of all shapes and sizes.

Crystle was known to have the most athletic butt crack of the bunch, as evidenced by her ability to clear the room at a moment's notice.

by Lyall Smith May 29, 2008

Female Athletics

Where women get together then fall repeatedly, cry, make sound effects, and chant. All in an attempt to disguise mediocre playing ability.

Watching female athletics is like watching a drunk, hormonal, elementary school choir with turrets during gym class.

by ImmaStealYoBitch January 12, 2012