Assinine

When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.

My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.

by Mardonia April 8, 2009

affinity

Of the screwius majorus family

A company with an organizational structure that resembles a 3 year olds drawing, run by people with the same IQ as said 3 year old.

"Hey doesnt Affinity still owe us $3000 ?"

by In The Know March 16, 2005

Assinface

Sucky, stupid, or boring. Could also be someone's ass in your face.

Person 1: Damn that movie wasn't worth the money!
Person 2: I know! It was totally assinface!

by RangRang August 3, 2008

Assinate

To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.

"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."

by Zileaha July 17, 2015

nasty afrin

Verb;
Whilst being fellated, the urethra is shoved rudely, upon the denouement, into the nostril of the fellator and ejaculated into.

"You get lucky with that drunk girl from the bar last night?"
"Sort of? She was blowing me down in the parking lot, but her head game was straight garbage. So, I stuck the tip in her nose and gave that goofy bitch a nasty afrin when I finally nutted."
"You should be in jail for coming up with that shit..."

by Raoul Duke, Dr. Of Journalism January 22, 2021

Asintits

Asintits is a VARY rare disease that affects yo ballz (only men) you ballz slowly turn into tits over time and it goes into you ash hole. Symptoms may include: aids, hemroids , periodts and p.w. But don't worry it only happens if you say 'bobs' while pooping in da toilette. Be cautious because you have been warned. STAY SAFE KIDS....(P.S the only way to cure asintits is to mak out with another man kekeke stay safe boys.)

Cool guy:hey dude have you ever heard of Asintits?
Other guy: Nah, what is it?
Cool guy: it's when you gotz aids and stuff.
Other guy: omg I... think i gotz aids...
Cool guy: Lez kissy

Other guy: ok
*maks out*
the end :D

by lighmaballaz071pp April 7, 2022

Half Assing

The act of someone digging in their ass while they are half asleep.

Girl, I was in bed with my man last night and he started half assing.

by Big Scoop July 29, 2016