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An actual pig

An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.

A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
No wonder his dad left and his mom doesn’t love him, He’s an actual pig.
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actual zombie

the thing that goes after "New Response Just Dropped" in the infamous anarchy chess chain. this is usually succeeded by "Call the exorcist!" or ???.
person 1 - google en passant
person 2 - holy hell
person 1 - new response just dropped
person 2 - actual zombie
by Pig Man, Pig Fan July 23, 2025
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erm actually

How to prove the other person is a dumbass and an idiot

you can ratio people
Dumb guy: I love that sweet and fizzy drink!
Person: Erm actually 🤓 ☝️ it’s called soda
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 11, 2025
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