Southern crickets

This can be an analogy for and STD or an analogy for both male and female or other genitalia

“Hey, do you want to see my southern crickets”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by Max_im_cunty_bitch May 24, 2019

Southern Coney

When you fuck someone’s shit covered asshole with an uncircumcised penis leaving dick cheese and shit on the penis

Dude 1: Bro she’s a freak and it was awesome!
Dude 2: What happened??
Dude 1: She gave me a Southern Coney!

by Earl the Man April 24, 2019

southern sloppytoppy

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis

Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”

by WaxLlama564 June 13, 2021

Norfolk southern

Norfolk Southern is a railroad that derails a lot, and the CEO hates humanity.

I saw a Norfolk Southern train derail.

by railfan 8888 August 19, 2023

Southern Social

A family reunion in the south that ends in sex

That southern social left me real sore after my brother joined in.

by ClassieGlass February 11, 2020

southern born

When something mildy racist comes abroad in conversation and it just so happens that you were born in the south. (although it doesn't incur racism, it just lightens the mood)

You're having a barbecue during the fourth of July. Everyone attending is white and entitled WOO Southern Born!

by Kolone May 9, 2016

Norfuck Southern

The act of running a train on your stepsister with your homies, then ejaculating in her eyes, while she can’t see, throw a bucket of vinyl chloride on her and run away

Sorry dude, I me and the boys gave Katelyn a Norfuck Southern last night, I’m too tired.

by Asshole11 February 22, 2023