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A boy who you can trust, he is funny sweet, and very chill. He is so vibe but sometimes he´s is only a friend. He has a reasonable home life and is usually white with brown hair, brown eyes, and is a little short. He makes memes and is so cute. So many girls like him but he decides to say no one loves him! He is athletic but lazy, probably a runner or basketball player. You should befriend one of these guys because they are bombing
Rylee: I just asked out Jordan!
Sean: Bro, what did he say?
Rylee: Dang it! He friendzoned me!
by Cassidy31 November 4, 2020
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The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!
Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**
by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021
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A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :
Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.
by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021
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Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.
Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!

Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021
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A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.
Jordan is a dumbass
by Frank McCain April 29, 2022
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A unit of measurement: specifically, the smallest measurable unit of work.
"This place is a mess! Has anybody done any work in here?"
"Jordan, just about."
by Fles September 21, 2022
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DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM
by EDP45 September 29, 2022
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