palm candy

Any image or likeness used to inspire masterbation.

This months copy of playboy had some great palm candy

by Rick "Aaarrnold" James December 10, 2006

candy monday

Taking snapchats, while driving around late at night in a car playing music.

Michelle- Luis why didn’t you answer any of my calls last night?;)

Luis- Sorry, I was too busy playing Candy Monday you fetí klutzy

by Jack Dman June 22, 2019

SHEEP CANDY

Any item or object used to lure a sheep into a sexual encounter, ie closer to the fence.

I' m goin out to the pasture to tend to the newbie. I dont know she looks a lil skidish I might want to bring the sheep candy and my loose boots.

by STEEL TOE BOMBER August 23, 2009

Candy Hangover

Similar to hangover, a candy hangover is what happens in the days following Halloween when you eat too much candy. The symptoms include but are not limited to: headaches, stomach aches, nausea, puking, and being dehydrated.

"how much candy did you get?"
"tons! But i ate the whole bag and got a candy hangover."

by jeweledgirl November 1, 2011

rabbit candy

A new drug consisting of epsom salts, methampethamines, cocaine, heroin, marijuana all encased and wrapped in monkey foreskins. Preferably smoked in pipes or injected intraveinously.

Hey Chad whats wrong with your rabbit?

I gave him this rabbit candy ive been hearing about.

Holy shit dude, hes ripping peoples heads off like the rabbit in Monty python!

by TommyKnockers August 23, 2014

Cunt Candy

Similar to Eye Candy. Cunt Candy is someone who is extremely sexy, they make your danger zone a.k.a lady parts instantly wet !

"Cunt Candy, candy for your eyes & cunt!"

i.e.- Sarah said that her professor was so hot he gave her cunt candy !

"Fuck looking for eye candy! I want to meet someone who will give me Cunt Candy!"

by M.A.-Honey January 20, 2014

Candy-Ache

Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.

Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!

by jetpackboy14 November 1, 2009