Calvin Dietz

The inventor of sitting

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up

by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022

pulling a calvin

to be threatening, to threaten someone as a joke.

"not you pulling a calvin haha i’m so scared!!"

by reggietwitter December 3, 2020

Calvin

Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape

I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin

by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018

calvin

probably one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. calvin is super hot too. you will never find a boy that could beat calvin in anything including looks, personality, and athletics. if you find yourself a Calvin, you got a good one.

hey, who is that?
oh that’s calvin!!

by anonnnn..1 November 25, 2021

Calvin

The goat.

Cole : Oh my god its the goat!

Aiden : Oh its Calvin!

by TheFuckingGoatAidenMasse December 14, 2024

Calvin

If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.

"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"

by insidecheesegrater June 15, 2018

Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.

Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 22, 2021