Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.

Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.

by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018

Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.

My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson

by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018

T Blocker

Somebody who hangs out in the T block region of howick college.

Those T blockers are crazy!

by T Blocker June 16, 2019

Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.

Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."

by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017

HOC blocker

A driver that insists on driving slower than normal freeway traffic in the high occupancy/carpool lane, thus slowing all cars behind them.

That HOC blocker up there has been doing 63 the whole way from the 110 to the 22!

by Deebeedub November 11, 2017

glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018

Nut Blocker

Typically known as Karen or Sharon, pops up during segments of pornos and tends to make you flaccid due to their ugly complexion and manager complaint attitude.

I was really getting in to it, but then the nut blocker ruined it for me

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019