Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.

Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.

by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018

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Nut Blocker

Typically known as Karen or Sharon, pops up during segments of pornos and tends to make you flaccid due to their ugly complexion and manager complaint attitude.

I was really getting in to it, but then the nut blocker ruined it for me

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

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T Blocker

Somebody who hangs out in the T block region of howick college.

Those T blockers are crazy!

by T Blocker June 16, 2019

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Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.

My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson

by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018

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Chak-blocker

1. Any universal or celestial being who deliberately or unintentionally "blocks" one , some, or all of the seven chakras (root, sacral, solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye or crown) belonging to another universal or celestial being causing a disruption in the natural flow of energy on their journey to Pure Potentiality.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.

"I know you are in a bad mood but stop being such a Chak-blocker."

by Yogi Caine November 24, 2020

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