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Theo

Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.
If your boyfriend is a Theo he won’t never let you go.
by Baby28 November 21, 2021
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Theo

tiniest dick ever don't believe the greek meaning. (usually friends with big dick men so don't be fooled) the god meaning is really referring to his fortnite ability.
Girl: did u hear about Samantha and Theo
Girl 2: yeah, i heard she broke up with him bc of his small penis
by ballmama January 10, 2022
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theo's bicep

The highest compliments of anyone that trains their upper arm, Takes years of practice and dedication to reach such a high level.
OMD i literally just creamed my self, he had such a theo's bicep.
by Yermum123 May 7, 2018
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theo

the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess
"Theo... yeah that guy doesn't really talk to anyone, but he's really cool!"
by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021
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Theo

Theo likes dick
by Uhjeube November 23, 2021
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Theo

A they/them bitch who doesn't know its fucking genitalia and wants to be quirky.
Normal person: Hey dude wanna grab some food?
Theo : Actually I'm a they/them.
Normal person: Well they can go fuck them selves.
by Autumn hopp November 14, 2021
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Theo

Theo may seem gay but is very straight, straighter than you!
They are very nice and gender neutral because gender is a concept created by The Jedi

Sometimes they may seem nice but only to use you for their own purposes but that is not for all Theos
Kind of a sociopath but is loyal when you get to know them
Q: Hey Theo how’s your boyfriend
Theo: I’ve gotta girlfriend you Karen
by Jonathan_mother September 27, 2022
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