phantom gourmet

when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order
"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"
by chessyjames May 16, 2020
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window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.
As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.
by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013
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Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it
tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces
by flangeface March 11, 2011
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Phantom Moment

Saying for when in the videogame Valorant, while using the weapon "Phantom", you hit in the head an enemy from farther than 15 meters dealing 140 damage and then fail to kill said enemy.
Teammate 1: "That's so unfair!"
Teammate 2: "What happened?"
Teammate 1: "I had the perfect angle, I hit that Jett in the head but she dashed away and survived."
Teammate 2: "Phantom moment LMAO."
by Asim Atterlot February 05, 2022
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pulling a phantom

Disappearing at random intervals; usually with a bunch of friends.
I'm tired of you pulling a phantom while we're walking through downtown Compton.
by 76 Cent May 02, 2011
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phantom piss

getting so drunk you take out your agressions on someone by laying stomach down on their bed and pissing only to leave before they get back.
After what Dan had pulled earlier that day Brian's only option was to phantom piss all over Dan's bed.
by B. Smith October 15, 2006
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phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.
by bkn June 14, 2014
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