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Lance

An amazing friend. Super funny, interested in a variety of topics and very down-to-Earth, this is a friend who will be honest to you no matter what, and always is able to see the logical side of things. All in all, definitely someone people can trust! Very talkative and considerate of others, despite his own issues he's always able to look out for his other friends in life, and I admire that about him. You're amazing, Lance!
I can always count on Lance to make my server brighter and happier :).
by placid! January 15, 2023
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Lance

A guy who acts straight but blows his gay emo boyfirends back out
Wow lance be gay
by IamLust September 8, 2021
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human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere
Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023
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trey lance

1.) Having never lived up to the expectations, pressure, or hype.
2.) A flash in the pan.
3.) soon to be official BUST
Ex: JaMarcus Russell was a promising young QB but then he Trey Lanced himself.
by Johnbadpicklynch September 19, 2022
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LANC

Yo shorty... LANC
by druzz December 10, 2024
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Lance Thirtyacre

The brother of Logan Thirtyacre (creator of SML YouTube channel). He helps as a voice actor for Logan. Common characters he voices and plays are Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and Simmons.
Person 1 "Lance Thirtyacre is hot"

Person 2 "Agreed"
by biman05 June 6, 2023
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Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.
-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...
by neobwa October 22, 2014
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