a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.
"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"
"No man, keep it on the long key"
"aight I would tell no one"
by MasterP12434 January 28, 2009

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.
by Sexydimma August 24, 2021

by GavinT May 5, 2008

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018

A radio band that has electrical noise from lights,weak signal beacons, and weak foreign overseas broadcasts most of the time between 150 kHz to 519 kHz on your shortwave radio with LW.
There is nothing on the Long wave radio to listen to because of the buzzing noise from the next door neighbors apartment.
by gccradioscience October 30, 2008

by BigDickAshel June 20, 2016
