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Jordan

person 1: oh hey! that’s jordan
person 2: i wouldnt mess with him, he’ll destroy your life
by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020
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Jordan

A tall, attractive guy typically with brown hair and hazel eyes. He is gifted in certain areas and most of the time he’s spending time on Skype with his 3 best friends including his hot gf.
Woah look at Jordan, he’s such a savage
by AldySkid November 17, 2017
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Jordan

A mister man that can go full retard mode in the blink of an eye beat described as monkey man. He can also have himself be called miter tank killer or master retarder or smothers.
Wow that guy sure is acting like a Jordan ok crack
by Farlayy July 19, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is my perfect guy
by B3LLA-R0S April 4, 2022
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Jordan

A male Jordan is one of those hard-to-find people who are always quiet and rather lonesome, but are secretly very energetic and outgoing. He has a heart pure as an Angel as he was raised in the most postive way. He has a random past when he was a kid, but as he got older, he gets the development of being really quiet, yet his secret of extreme happiness is still intact. He stands for not only himself but his friends, and vows to protect them, even to his enemies. No matter the problem, he would always want to see a person smile, and anyone with a name like him would be a superstar of changing a negative life to a new start.
Jordan's saying was always this: "There's nothing worse than seeing a Girl cry"
Thats why he helps anyone.
by TheDarkRevenant March 14, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a name derived from the Jordan River. Similar to the River, Jordan means "downward flowing." The name is common in all genders, but Jordans are pretty epic in general. Jordans are almost always talented in the athletic department. Basketball, baseball, hockey... Jordans dominate every sports. Furthermore, individuals with this name typically posses humorous qualities and somewhat refined attributes. Most Jordans are also very intelligent. If you know a Jordan, you are a very lucky person. If you are a Jordan, you're even luckier.
Woah, sis, (person number 1) is really cool beans! He/she must be a JORDAN.

I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.
by HaveANiceDay472 February 27, 2019
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Jordan

🇯🇴 It's a country not a name
I went to 🇯🇴 Jordan
by Bob3478483837 April 22, 2017
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