Derek Watt

The definition of a middle child.

Forgotten while his brothers get the spotlight

Guy 1: You think Derek Watt is going to make the Hall of Fame?

Guy 2: You mean TJ?

Guy 1: No Derek Watt

Guy 2: JJ Watt you mean my good sir?

Guy 1: DEREK WATT, the middle brother of those two.

Guy 2: No he is a middle child.

by HughJass1986 September 24, 2023

Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

fecal derek

A disparaging term for a male homosexual or one who practices anal sex from the “pitching” aspect.

"Hey Bob, look at those two fecal derek's over there!"

by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009

sweet dereks

An exclamation made when surprised, in awe, excited, etc.

Person eating something that is amazingly delicious: "Sweet Dereks, this shit is delicious!"

*wearing strange, ridiculously unwearable clothes with friends*
"Sweet Dereks... We look FABULOUS!"

by 24/7 Troller November 13, 2013

Derek Tyres

A overweight northern figure skater, who could be mistaken for a dodgy electronics salesman

That Derek Tyres just pull off the figure skating doughnut , then ate it.

by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016

Derek Smith

100% strait

Derek Smith is not a faggot

by Pillsbury Dough Boy November 18, 2018

Derek Dugas

A person who’s determined to be #1 . They are extremely rare and care for you .

Derek Dugas are a human Ferraris

by Anymous 628363 August 26, 2022