Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.

Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.

by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010

Bible Thumper

Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.

zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper

The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.

by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014

bible humper

see bible humping.

Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

CAE Bible

Refers to the Codex Amiatinus in English Bible which recovered, reversed, and correctly translated edits made from the seventh century up to the twentieth century.

The CAE Bible shows that Lucifer was the sun. "How did you fall from heaven (the sky/space), Lucifer (the Sun,) when you arose in the morning? Do you wound the nations when you fall into the earth?"

by EtymologyResearcher February 25, 2023

Bible Pass

When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her

Damn look at her that girl is my bible pass i only got one and she my man is it

by Diablo De Azule April 5, 2017

Bible talk

A meeting where friends get together and end up talking about everything except the Bible. Parents are relieved bc they are hanging at church, with no idea what they are really talking about.

"Hey, you gonna come and hangout at the Bible Talk?
Sure, let me just tell my folks."

by MMM5711 February 27, 2023

sound Bible

To sound Bible is to try to sound like the Bible by using words incorrectly, because the Bible uses words incorrectly. Some of this incorrect word usage is due to how the Bible has to be “interpreted” a lot of the time in order to not be absolutely horrible, resulting in words having meanings that stray extremely far from their actual ones.

Being understood should be much more important to you than trying to sound Bible.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 22, 2021