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Zebra Humor

The largest zebra joke website in the world. While it does not rank highly on google, it has more zebra jokes than any other joke website.
"Have you been to Zebra Humor on wordpress yet?"

"Of course I have! I love hilarious zebra jokes!"
by Zebra Joke Fan June 4, 2012
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Arthur Zebra

fiending jew who does not know how to throw down money. also is fat from smoking to much weed. he is a fucking faggot
a polish fiend thats a jew" Arthur Zebra"
by kumar Biddly January 7, 2012
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Zebra

Hey man, you fancy smoking some zebra today?
Yeah sure man, i love zebra!
by frankieee666 January 10, 2012
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zebra mode

I put my phone on zebra mode.
by y0mammaaa October 23, 2011
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yella zebra

sticking a overly sized bananna in a zebras asshole
"hey tom look at the that zebra, he got that yella zebra
by jigglydickintits June 24, 2023
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Zebra

Doing lines of cocaine on a women of colours buttox (usually black)
"Hey I got a hooker coming tonight we gonna do a zebra, you wanna join?"

Kanye West - "Coke on her black skin made it stripe like a zebra"
by rotroraggy March 23, 2023
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Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved
Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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