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Gold Postboxing

An immoral craze popular in the North of England whereby an individual has sexual contact with another individual around public service objects such as the Olympic golden postboxes. The phrase was coined after several members of the LGBT community in Sheffield were found to be cheating on their partners after pictures were circulated of the postbox evidence. This craze has now spread to other areas of the UK, such as Stockport, Manchester, and Leeds.
Me: Did you hear she has been gold postboxing her girlfriend?
Them: That's awful, she doesn't deserve any happiness!
Me: They didn't even care who could see!

Me: I can't believe she cheated on me like that!
Them: Well at least you weren't Gold Postboxed mate
Me: True.
by LIZ BEEIN December 4, 2018
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solar gold

a house that: produces its own solar power, contributes clean electricity to the utility grid, has no monthly electric bill and is providing yearly income for the homeowners.
Every sunny roof with at least 350 square feet facing south, west, or southwest is solar gold.
by Sheldon's Solar November 26, 2010
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Gold Moment

Something so mind bogglingly stupid, retarded or wrong that it short circuits your brain.
That was a Gold Moment right there.
by Necron Overlord of Cheese March 29, 2023
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PIKEY GOLD

Pikey gold is a term used to describe any old rusting metal that has been discarded by its previous owner as it is deemed no longer able to perform its original task. Items include but not exclusively shopping trolleys with tree wheels ,a bath with a hole in it and other things people might throw away.
The Pikey's main goal in life seems to be the acquisition of anything metal and they are not fussy about who it belongs too, incidents where lead has been stolen from church roofs and electric cables taken from railway crossings (causing major disruption to networks) are common.

It's like the wild west in England with toothless Pikey's slapping their knees and performing little jigs around skips when they find a bit of scrap .
"Hey Boi bring da van roun here so we can get dis wheel chair quick whilst da man is swimming"
and

"There's pikey gold in them there hills"
by Thunderlawyer January 8, 2017
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Gilders gold

Taking a shit so large, it folds forwards and lick punches ones balls on the way down.
"Uncle Sam was dropping a bomb so special, he thought he' found gilders gold"
by munk i spose October 11, 2015
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Gold lips

Yo i went to my girls last night and she has gold lips bro
by The queen of bad bitches September 4, 2016
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Chlamydia Gold

Rare South Korean exotic car designed my K.O. Motors in 2012. Although extremely rare and expensive due to the high level of custom fabrication, uses a common Hyundai as a base.
-Is that a Chlamydia Gold?
-Naw, it's just another knock off Hyundai.
by ʇᴉ ʇsol ǝʌ,I January 26, 2015
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