Total Win 

A situation where a person decides to look on the bright side of an event/happening. The words are used in a sarcastic manner, but can sometimes be used for a situation which is a total failure. In effect the definition is the total opposite of what you would expect it to be.

Person 1: Hey man, how did you manage to pay for this euro-trip!?

Person 2: Ah mate, my Gran died a few months ago, left me this inheritance ...

Person 1: TOTAL WIN!

Person 2: Whaaaa!?

Total Win by Gabrysch February 16, 2012

I WIN YOU LOSE 

A TERM THAT YOU'LL USE IF YOU OUT SMART OR CHEAT SOMEONE.

YOU SO DUMB YOU DON'T 2 + 2 SO, I WIN YOU LOSE

I WIN YOU LOSE by TAYLORGANG TAE May 19, 2011

DESERVING WINNER RAHUL VAIDYA FOR THE WIN 

Deserving winner Rahul Vaidya for the win that used by the RKVians for showing their love towards Rahul Vaidya. Rahul vaidya is the potential winner of bb14. RKVians will do anything for making Rahul Vaidya the winner of bb14.

Deserving winner Rahul Vaidya for the win comes from soul of RKVians

DESERVING WINNER RAHUL VAIDYA FOR THE WIN by Hvash February 7, 2021

you win a brand new back hand 

somthing said following an idiotic comment.

someone says somthing stupid...
"you win a brand new back hand"

you win a brand new back hand by your faddah April 27, 2008

twin win 

when a woman gets special treatment because of her breasts

"I was wearing a cute top and they didn't charge me for fixing the flat tire. Twin win."

twin win by erico_suave November 30, 2011

I win this round 

When one person is better than the other and their final comment trumps all previously made, putting the other party in their rightful place.

'Rachael is far superior to Max. I win this round'

I win this round by RMBL27 May 22, 2014

Pay to win scrub 

A person who pays, for a benefit in a game, like vh0v3zp0NjaBr0nz310 or Lionel o Leonel.

-Look at this guy, HAHAHAHA.
-Yeah, I know he is just a pay to win scrub.

Pay to win scrub by Kyoussuke June 12, 2016