Third Wheel

To be the friend that sits there while your friend gets pussy and you get nothin but yourself.

The other day when I was sittin in my basement with Nate and this female I had to third wheel it

by APfromMSP February 26, 2005

reinvent the wheel

to needlessly duplicate the basics of a method

If we have the technology to clean up the atmosphere, why do we always try to reinvent the wheel?

by The Return of Light Joker July 5, 2010

Wheel of Fortune

A game show where it always seems the contestants they pick make ridiculous mistakes, and you wish that you were lucky enough to have a chance to make thousands just by saying your ABCs and spinning a big wheel.

Aaah Wheel of Fortune... or is it Wheel of Misfortune? In any case, the chances of getting onto this show are so miniscule that it's almost ridiculous.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

weeeed

legalize!

i killed george bush because he didnt legalize my WEEEED

by pwnz0r September 1, 2003

Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?

Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.

by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010

Wheelan

Irritating Twat, Annoying Person, a bit of a meldrew.

A cunt who moans a lot, a bit of a wheelan.

by Boizrus October 11, 2006

four wheeled wives

Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.

So many four wheeled wives that I couldn't get my ambulance into the playground and the kid died.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005