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weiner choke

a trick where the guys penis is wrapped around someone else's neck, keeping them from breathing
i slept over at my friends house yesterday and while he was sleeping i put him in a hella tight weiner choke and he passed out
by 12logan121 February 24, 2010
mugGet the weiner chokemug.

weiner gravy

the weiner gravy has dissapeared from the museum.
by carl November 14, 2003
mugGet the weiner gravymug.

weiner washer

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s
guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt
by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019
mugGet the weiner washermug.

weiner burn

When, due to prolonged sex acts, your dick becomes a chafed nightmare.
After that swinger session Paul had the worst weiner burn.
by DrTandtheWomen August 11, 2016
mugGet the weiner burnmug.

Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.
I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey
by robbierawb November 3, 2016
mugGet the Weiner suicidemug.

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out
while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored
by barney bros March 6, 2020
mugGet the barneys weinermug.

Throat Weiner

The hanging down thing in the back of your throat
I dont know what Jeff was doing last night, but his throat weiner is swollen terribly.
by Ironhead66 June 14, 2022
mugGet the Throat Weinermug.

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