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Heavy Ass Weight

Heavy Ass Weight was first founded by our lord and savior Ronnie Coleman during the prime of Lifting. HAW can be defined as these three separate categories

Arms - if your curling anything over 50’s for reps, that’s heavy ass weight

Legs - if your repping 315 for 3 sets of 5, that’s heavy ass weight

Chest - if your repping 225, that’s heavy ass weight
Cade - “ hey dude how much is that guy over there lifting ? “

Rios - “ idk but it’s definitely some heavy ass weight “
by Mean machine May 22, 2022
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and thats how i lost all this weight

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.
Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella
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Bate Weight

Refers to the popular work out device "Shake Weight" by it's true name. When used it very closely resembles the act of Male masturbation or "Bating".
Dude what is that?! It looks like your jerking off a robot.

It's a Bate Weight. What, it's a great way to stay in shape..
by Seisure January 17, 2011
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Dirty weightlifter

A person who likes to believe eating three portions of chips and pizzas is a body building diet. this person will also believe he can make his boobs dance out of pure muscle, but in reality is it only man boobs. this person will come in a form of a virgin who wants other people to think he is straight, so he pretends to perv up girls. you can spot this person by looking for back fat and twitchy eyebrows
that person over there has backfat, so he must be a dirty weightlifter
by pancake-lover March 3, 2010
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lose weight

v. diet that consists in dropping an enormous amount of ass matter from one's 2 hole; vastly more effective dieting strategy than any proposed by the money hungry Jenny Craig or fitness guru Jane Fonda.
Dan: Where you goin', man?
Don: To lose some weight.
by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003
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Got weight

An object, phrase, or experience that is by nature really awesome or Phat
"Wow man your new rims got weight "

"Holy crap dude that purp's got weight"

"Nifty i just found twenty bucks" "sweet that's got weight"
by Poptart419 January 3, 2010
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branch weight

a racist term refering to the lynhing of black people
hey check out that branch weight coming out of kfc
by evil hell squirl June 23, 2010
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