Sand Weenie

A person whos dick belongs on the botton of the ocean

Nerd: I just got my knight elf to lvl 85 in WoW!!!

Reg Guy: Just grab ur sand weenie and go home...

Nerd: N00B

by zman1396 September 22, 2011

peeny weeny

A little small dinky so small that even Shonna as a junior in high school will laugh at the small peeny weeny. Shonna likes all dick but even a peeny weeny will make her laugh out loud.

Shonna typically liked to date guys with big dicks, so she couldn't help but laugh so hard when she saw that Nathan had a peeny weeny. It was so small she had to tell all of the girls in student council. Then Courtney was so curious she went on a date with Nathan so she could see if his peeny weeny was really as small as Shonna said. Courtney found out that Nathan's dick was really peeny weeny but she had to suck it because she agreed to go on the date. Courtney ended up having a crush on Nathan so she sucked his peeny weeny every weekend for her entire junior year in high school. She had fun though, and so did Nathan. Every girl knew his dick was small, though, and his nickname became peeny weeny!

by brad1256 January 20, 2014

green weenie

figuratively taking it up the poop shoot, as in something bad just happened, usually at work.

Man1: "Did the boss just tell you had to work on Saturday?"
Man2: "Yeah, I just got the green weenie."
Man1: "Yeah you did, with no lube."

by AggieJAG May 13, 2006

scenie weenies

Dumb scene kid, wanna be scene, what you call any "scene"

Look at those scenie weenies! -points and laughs-

by A Person of atleast 5' tall April 13, 2011

the blue weenie

when a waiter at a restaurant feels the people in his section are ass holes the waiter dips his penis in to the guests water until his penis starts to turn blue from the cold the the waiter serves the water to the guest and watches them take the first sip

i gave that fucker the blue weenie

by red dick that hurts June 30, 2009

Weenis Mound

The area of fatty tissue surrounding the genitals of a male. Corresponds to "venus mound" in the female. This area can be exacerbated by extreme obesity.

Good God, is that man's weenis mound protruding from his sweatpants?

by OSCarR July 12, 2010

teenie weenie

What some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.

by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011