Welcome to pensions

The act of Congratulations!

Damn son, welcome to pensions.

by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017

Welcome mat

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.

The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Matthew welcome

This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.

Girl: Damn my thighs hurt
Boy: did Matthew Welcome do it?
Girl: yea...

by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019

Welcome to country

Snorting cocaine

Wheres bill?

I think his in the bathroom doing a welcome to country.

by Baggers December 30, 2022

Welcome to country

The term used for a sentence which has the words 'sorry' and 'thankyou' within its structure.

Sorry about the welcome to country, but thankyou nonetheless.

by Disabled puppy September 13, 2025

welcome

me when i am awesome and i thank mr finsh

your welcome mr finch

by me awesome true September 10, 2020

You're welcome

A classic sarcastic phrase used to indicate that you feel the person was ungrateful and should have said thanks after going out of your way to do something nice for them.

"You're welcome!" A offended good Samaritan's retort as the person failed to acknowledge her courteous act of holding the door.

by surgelover90 January 3, 2025