Fastrack Wanker

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.

Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!

by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011

Trump Wanker

A very funny insult that is used only to target the stupid supporters of President Donald Trump. This term derives from the British TV sitcom, The Inbetweeners. It's generally shouted out of a car window while driving past or when walking by them. For extra credit, use the wanking gesture.

So, I saw these Trump supporters marching while on my way to work and I yelled "Trump Wankers!" at them. Got a good laugh out of it.

by jame6sthe6issilent November 17, 2020

wanker beanie

Simply put - a condom.

Jennifer wouldn't let Jack fuck her without wearing a wanker beanie.

by Wordmaster B December 28, 2004

Cockney Wanker

Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.

Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!

by Mike Read July 27, 2003

Bed wanker

One who masterbates in bed then rolls around repeatedly in one bodly fluid.

Dude you're a filthy bed wanker, full of crusty cum.

by The forbidden sacrifice. March 9, 2011

Bus Wankers

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.

(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!

by Sye5325 April 24, 2009

Ebay wanker

A person who masturbates to pictures of used underwear auctions on ebay possibly because they cannot access any other internet porn or because they have a used underwear fetish.

"Pink silk panties size XX large, no reserve" -- Sounds like ebay wanker bait!

by Rut January 29, 2006