If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging
reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being
straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them
bitches because a Walter is a virgin.