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big blubbering vagina

1. a pompous, belligerent, self-righteous and self-contradictory ass who portrays himself to be something he's not and likes to taunt others for proving him wrong. such people fail to admit defeat and instead continue to blubber.
Bill O'Reilly is a big blubbering bagina.
by michael March 1, 2004
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vagina berry

When your wipe your vagina after urinating with soft toilet paper and it clings
Man that toilet paper was so soft it left a vagina berry
by missynau July 31, 2011
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Non-Euclidean Vagina

A vagina so distorted from a good fucking that it no longer satisfies Euclid's parallel postulate, instead existing in more exotic geometric spaces, including but not limited to hyperbolic and Minkowskian geometries.
"Yeah bro, I wrecked that pussy so hard that for a given line L and a point A not on L, there was not exactly one line through A which did not intersect L."

"Nice dude, non-euclidean vaginas are clutch as hell."
by Erotic Cryptography October 18, 2011
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MC Vagina

Probably the funniest YouTube rapper out there. His beats are so awful you can't help but love them.
He obviously loves vagina and he raps about all the girls he fucks. (He wishes) He's a real 'bad ass.'
Watch his videos- you won't be disappointed
His two main videos 'Show Me Your Genitals' and 'I Kill People' will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.
MC Vagina:

"I wanna see your bum, I don't care what they say,
no I don't have feelings cause' feelings are gay.
Something, something in the month of May.
Bitches love my penis cause' it's really big."

"Guns don't kill people- Nuh uh. I kill people.. With guns. Pow."
by Hanzor July 6, 2009
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cotton vagina

(n.) an experience of dryness when stoned during intercourse
We smoked before, so I had really bad cotton vagina when he tried to put it in me.
by sapphireseduction February 17, 2012
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vaginal sex

The most common form of sex. This type of sex is accomplished when a man thrusts his penis in and out of a woman's vagina from the front or from behind.
by AJAW December 31, 2004
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